By now, everyone agrees that the Secret Service messed up. They had every opportunity to prevent what happened, yet their sheer incompetence led to a hero’s death and three injuries. You’d think the least they could do is take responsibility, but apparently, that’s too much to ask. 

Instead, they’d rather blame a sloped roof and the local police for what went wrong.

What really takes the cake is their seeming obsession with mean tweets and social media comments. In a statement released by NBC News, the Secret Service informs us: ”As an elite law enforcement agency, all of our agents and officers are highly trained and fully capable of performing our missions. It is an insult to the women of our agency to imply that they are unqualified based on gender. Such baseless assertions undermine the professionalism, dedication, and expertise of our workforce.”

Baseless assertions, huh?

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Last week, I witnessed two female agents on stage with Trump; one was a foot shorter than the former president, leaving his head fully exposed, while the other took cover when shots were fired, hiding in fear instead of doing her job and protecting Trump.

Let’s be real here: this proves that when it comes to agents responsible for protecting VIPs, size matters, and so does courage. If you’re not big enough to completely shield your VIP or lack the courage to take a bullet for them, you shouldn’t be assigned to protect anyone. 

Can we cut the nonsense and admit that men are more suited for being secret agents?

Let’s also hold Kimberly Cheatle accountable for her actions, fire her, and scrap her DEI plan to have 30% of new recruits be female by 2030!